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How ****ing sad!!!

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  1. The Wilde one

    The Wilde one Member

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    I don't want to appear rude but why no biscuits?
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    A good way to thank his parents for putting up with him for so long. <ok>
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Got a girl yet?
     
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  4. East Stand

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    Don't bother with charity work. If I look at a CV, charity isn't something I look for and it doesn't make the candidate stand out.

    Walk to any building site, ask to speak with the foreman, and ask for work OR get yer arse down the job centre. Young people like you are mean't to be used for manual labour. Say your a hard worker, keen to learn and want to start out.

    You'll pick up skills, and find aching muscles you never knew existed. <-- I'll leave that open for pun. <laugh>
     
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  5. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Join the army Tash <ok>

    [video=youtube;1CTadlvmYig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CTadlvmYig[/video]
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    My local shop merchant is a staunch conservative... Jammy sod can afford to be...
    He has increased biscuit price to unaffordable levels for students from a poor background, to the point where I and a lot of fellow poor ****s are seeking alternative options, like unbuttered bread and hardened coco-pops... The cheaper stores don't sell the kind I like and their own brand stock is just worthless in the grand-scheme of things... He is perfectly happy creating a rich tea class, a creamy orio middle class and a fecking reduced (because the idiot shop assitant smashed the pallet into the floor and subsequently blasted the biscuits into a million pieces) class...
    A few of my fellow biscuit lovers launched a breakaway rally in London, but it turned into a violent party-ring, with some gathering clubs and, heavily influenced by bourbon, began demolishing ribbons... Things were realy rocky for a while... Now the government have sent trackers after us all, at the expense of many gold bars... I've had to become a drifter just like the others who got away... We're all jammy dodgers really...
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Tash in the army that would be like seeing Alan Shearer in a Sunderland shirt.

    [video=youtube;MMj7LhbigQg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMj7LhbigQg[/video]

    Ain't ever going to happen.
     
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  8. steviemac14

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    Why have I never seen this thread before?!?!?! <laugh>
     
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  9. The Wilde one

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    I didn't realise. I hope you're okay, sounds like a rough time.

    I've not had a biscuit in months because of my digestive system. You'd think my 'friends' would empathise, but no, they revel in it. **** 'em though. I'll be okay in my own company and some David Bowie CDs. I might stick 'Life on Mars bar' on, right after 'Miniature Heroes' and 'Starburst' have finished.

    Maybe we should go on that Piers Morgan show, talk about our issues, and then sit there whilst we're exploited?
     
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  10. Shola's Scissor Kick

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    taxi!
     
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  11. Samuel L Ameobi

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    <doh>
     
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  12. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Did you and your fellow biscuit lovers riband after the breakaway rally?
     
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    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Nov 15, 2011
  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Why did the baby biscuit cry? Because it's mother was a wafer to long!!!!

    I'll get my coat
     
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  14. biggeordiedave

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    Nice story.
     
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