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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Would you hire him for a job as an interior window cleaner of a ******s bus?

    No, I didn't think so. Some things shouldn't be laughed at. People don't choose to be born different to others and are more to be pitied than laughed at.

    Of course on this board we see SO much of Tash we tend to just ignore it. Best thing to do really.
     
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  2. P.T.N

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    I have to say Tash, if you're anything like you are on here, in person. Your References would make an interesting read
     
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  3. Sharpe*

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    I bleed black and white? Makes you sound like a nutter. And in a hospital ward?

    Stick to hobbies and achievemenets. Don't wear your heart on your sleave on your CV.
     
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  4. Chappaz

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    I just wanted to bump and re-visit officially the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.

     
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  5. Going through all my articles looking for **** to bump for street cred is sad mate.

    Bump as many as you want, I don't care anymore.
     
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  6. Chappaz

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    Nothing else is mental enough.

    This though. This is just something special.
     
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  7. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Have you got a job yet?
     
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  8. Amnesiac

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    In the Gaming Thread, you will find your answer.
     
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  9. Nope. And It's really frustrating. This lass I see at the job center, that's trying to help me, says that normally after so long out of a job, they give clients training courses and **** like that to go on, as most people in my position need to learn more skills and gain more knowledge that employers desire, but she says I already have all the knowledge and skills, something which most people in my position rarely have, and that the training courses they normally send people on wouldn't really help me.

    She said that she feels sorry for me because all she can recommend that I do is keep on applying for jobs and hope that someone will take me on.

    All the admin jobs that I'm applying for are apparently very popular at the moment, so whenever I'm applying for them, there's normally around 50+ at least applying for the same job.

    :S
     
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  10. AH

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    Is she hot? See if there's any jobs going at the job center.

    You'll get there eventually chap <ok>
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Right ~ I'll read through them 234 pages then. <ok>

    BTW ~ Who are you normally known as?
     
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  12. Gorgeous, In here 20's, wears glasses, beautiful face.

    On the subject of jobs, It's hard for me because jobs in Admin/IT are what a lot of people go for these days.

    I think I might have to eventually change my line of work. Maybe just accept a really ****ty one with decent pay. It's better than nowt <ok?
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Might as well get a job with an agency until something suitable turns up, which usually happens.
     
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  14. I signed up with Addecco... about 3 months ago and haven't had a phone call back with any job offers since I signed up.
     
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  15. Chappaz

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    So she's a chubster?
     
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  16. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Oh they are useless try being with them a year and nothing
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Keep onto them mate. Call them at least once a week. If you show willing, I'm sure they'll help you out. Have you got Premium People up there?
     
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  18. Sanchin0

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    <laugh> Chappaz you're a legend mate!
     
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  19. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    This is the first time I've seen this and, in true Tash style, I was tempted to rofl. Then I thought better of it.
     
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  20. Oh Titus She Said No

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    Possibly one of the funniest things this moron has said on here.
     
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