how ****ing ironic

I think those figures are very conservative but then i suppose they don't want to compromise national security. i have it on good authority that the space station they broadcast from last night was sending a live feed to Jupiter, Mars and Pluto

 

Rumour I heard this morning was that the winners of the coveted Barndoor trophy for services to Commonwealth easy banging in the village, was....



Canada

 

The final viewing figures could literally be out of this world!

 

Once the ****e with the skinny lesbo and barrowman was over. it wasn't actually that bad...

Rob the Mod's voice is ****ed tho.

The african burd singing <stauner>

 

The entire female members of the Trinidad and Tobago squad <muck><spunk><load>

 

pics

 

This would be the Glasgow Commonwealth Games we're talking about, yes...? AKA "the LIDL Games". Like the Olympics, but cheaper.

 

I'd be very surprised if the Duke of Edinburgh hasn't already asked that one.

 

Who left the doors to the ***** cage open? Fess up ****s.

 

It's controversial, but quite correct

 

I think the Israel thread was basically a big ***** welcome mat.

 

As if all the Paddy and Jock spastics cluttering up GC weren't bad enough now we're getting right-wing English ****s as well.

I **** despair, so I do.

 

You love it, you slag.

 

My God you are hilarious. Oh be still my aching sides.

 

Uranus ?

 

Got a case of the Farmer Giles at the minute RL but thank you for asking anyway.

 

Ohhh, I had them bad about 3 weeks ago, it was like sitting on a sack of rubber marbles coated with the skin of a Portugese Man of War.