How far have you come?

Into his stomach.

 

Being a slightly rotund fella they'd have a mountain to climb to get over the belly.

 

Agreed, but the statement inferred they'd negotiated their way around it and onto his chops...

 

Why did the sperm cross the road??





I had not w----d for two weeks.

 

Indeed.. Though with the correct trajectory he could have purposely tried to arc it over the belly and into his mush.

 

I concur.

We need more information.

 

when i was about 14, managed to hit my forehead as it went over my head when led down in bed

 

In a Tyson Fury style?

 

Mine don't usually go far, but I did once quickly stand up and launch a blob a massive foot-and-a-half

 

Mock the Jocks whilst using their quips.

Good one ya daft Geordie rapist.

 

Now that's what I call a big-bite...

<disabledinunstoppablebeel>

 

Says the spastic using Scottish quips whilst trying to appear superior, even though he's a Geordie

Epic ***** Alert.

 

Appear superior?

No no, not at all. If it's internet forum supremacy you're after, it's all yours...

Let it be known that the user known as 'Mr D I Sabled' is the ultimate on-line wit.

I'm not sure the wheel-chair bound amongst us will agree, but there you go...

All yours, Majesty...

 

Why don't you pretend you're not arsed by writing another essay

All yours, King Spastic...