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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    The object immediately to your left has just been rammed up your ass, the last 2 digits of your phone number added together are how deep in inches. How ****ed are you ?

    Bottle of lucozade 11 inches <yikes> :bandit:
     
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  2. Jonesey

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    **** me Hash - I've just had the arm of a chair rammed up twelve inches!!! <yikes>
     
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  3. Hash.

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    bet you liked it though













    the competition not the actual arm ramming business
     
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  4. saintanton

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    TV remote- 15 inches.



    I'll never get that out now.
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Just turn over.<ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Sep 14, 2012
  6. organic red

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    What happens if the relevant object is smaller than the last 2 digits?

    Can't wait for the answer.....<whistle>
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    So yours ends in two zeros and you cant get no satisfaction.

    <laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Sep 14, 2012
  8. saintanton

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    See my post.

    And it's stuck on QVC
     
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    saintanton, Sep 14, 2012
  9. DirtyFrank

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    Lol Coffee mug 10 inches: I'm like the M1 now....:eek:
     
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  10. Hash.

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Liar, it's stuck on canal&#8203; plus.<whistle>
     
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  12. organic red

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    Can you get to the red button Saint?
     
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  13. Hash.

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    i rang babestation the other night ...

    ''hi what would you like me to do?''

    ''I'd like you to hide behind the ****ing couch, my mrs is coming downstairs and i cant find the remote ''
     
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    My bin - 83 inches! Jesus ****ing Christ! <yikes>
     
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  15. Hash.

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    <laugh> ill let you off with 11 inches as youre supposed to add the last 2 digits other wise id have a bottle of lucozade up my jacksy 56 inches
     
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    Hash., Sep 15, 2012
  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Thank **** i never went to see the Blackpool illuminations tonight, that tower ouch!!!!!!
     
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  17. Hash.

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    anyone notice how i said left and not right ? right is all my cans of beer and im not drinking them if theyre up places they shouldnt be <grr>
     
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  18. DirtyFrank

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    I have a Jack Russell to my right.......
     
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    Must learn to read the OP properly <laugh>

    I read it too quick and thought you meant the last two digits <doh>
     
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    Enricky., Sep 15, 2012
  20. Hash.

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    arent you lucky my drink was on my right then <laugh> poor rex might have never recovered
     
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