How do you take a leak?

i doubt you could "whip" your cock out. i doubt its big enough to make the crack! (in both context)

 

At the risk of sounding like ER.

Would you like to see my penis?

 

My bird used to like to hold it and direct the jet...many years ago before we discovered Horlicks.

 

Huth - for you the only 'appropriate' way is - into a nappy ! ( might even be yours )

 

Much obliged I'm sure

I may take this opportunity to point out that it's been you with the twisty arse

 

You're not special. I'm arsey with everyone on here.

 

You don't say.........................

 

It's part of my charm

 

Get and wash your ****ty feet.

 

I had a shower last week, they're fine

 

What sort of shower?

 

Is there more than one kind?

 

There are several manufacturers of bathroom equipment, with varying degrees of quality...

 

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If your cock was as big as your yap the lasses would be standing in line with wet kecks you sad little ****er.

 

Ffs

 

Sitting down is the civilised way to go. Why risk getting piss all over the seat?