How do you take a leak?

Ah dun won no bud die.

 

Someone told me today you were a decent mod.

You're getting a second chance, bastard face.

I hope you're grateful

 

Is this what has become of not606, people asking others how they piss!?!

 

Piss off ya hun ****.

 

Pipe down big lad

 

Is that what you say to your boyfriend before he blows you?

 

Bit confused here. Were you talkin to me? Ahm no a mod. Never have been.

Ahm the ****in Mayor in these here parts and back talk from the tramp stamped will not be ****in tolerated.

Jip, yer ****in sacked. Get outta town.

 

No, it was that SW6, soz lolz.

 

Good comeback.

 

Yer aw ****in sacked.

 

Ye canny sack me. Am on a zero hour contract ffs adbi lolzy

 

Oh aye? **** off and dinny come back.

I would like to now discuss our competitively priced "come back" deals.

You, you sweet thing you, *giggle*, are offered a one off super duper price plan of no money down but you go down on my cock.

 

What's in it for me though, other than a mouthful or 6 of your manmilk?

 

christ she/he/it needs some new comebacks that dont include dog fetish.

maybe horse cocks is an un tapped market.

**** yeah ,you could look into that sweetie

 

Tina, do you pee standing up, sitting down or with one leg in the air?

 

Ye get 8" of real cock in an orifice of your choice.

 

Depends what mood I'm in.

 

Is it bendy coz I'd like to see you ram it up your own arse.

 

I just whip my cock out and go mental, birds not a fan of it though.