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How did Tash do?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Mar 7, 2011.

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What was/will be the outcome of Tashes date?

  1. Kiss on the lips, WITH TONGUES!

  2. Handjob

  3. Finger up her arse

  4. Finger up his arse

  5. Reverse cowgirl

  6. Surprise sex (because it's different to rape)

  7. Dutch Rudder

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    For a harder ride just tell her that her sister/mum was better...
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 8, 2011
  2. simonbh7

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    Or her brother/dad!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    simonbh7, Mar 8, 2011
  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I reckon he'll go back to the love of his life.....The five fingered widow.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 8, 2011
  4. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    Sky+??
     
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    Alfie, Mar 8, 2011
  5. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    <laugh> Aye! Knocking one out to a slow-mo Barton cross, right on vinegar strokes, then Jonas pops up and ruins it. Instant slack-on for wor Tash!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 8, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Did Tash wave 'it' to Jonas?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 8, 2011
  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    I dont think hes going to tell us how he got on dammit
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 8, 2011
  8. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    BOOOOOOOOO! Howay Tash spread the gen!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 8, 2011
  9. Samuel L Ameobi

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    bro's before hoes
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Mar 8, 2011
  10. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    What would be the chances of her name being Natasha Towers?

    I think I'd actually **** myself laughing.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 8, 2011

  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Natasha Towers. <doh>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 8, 2011
  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 8, 2011
  13. Leon Bessi

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    anyone else know what tromboning someone is?
     
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    Leon Bessi, Mar 8, 2011
  14. Alfie

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    Covering them in butter and pretending to be the little Lurpak man? <laugh>
     
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    Alfie, Mar 8, 2011
  15. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahaha is it not where you lick a man's arse and w@nk him off at the same time thus making it look like you are playing the trombone!
     
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    QWOP, Mar 8, 2011
  16. overseasTOON

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    I fear asking how you know this...
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 8, 2011
  17. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Ask no questions, hear no lies......
     
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    QWOP, Mar 8, 2011
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    If it was the fiver then I expect a bottle of Blue WKD as thanks from him.
     
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    steviemac14, Mar 8, 2011
  19. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Also known as "The dirty Bristow" <laugh>
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 8, 2011
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