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How did Tash do?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Mar 7, 2011.

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What was/will be the outcome of Tashes date?

  1. Kiss on the lips, WITH TONGUES!

  2. Handjob

  3. Finger up her arse

  4. Finger up his arse

  5. Reverse cowgirl

  6. Surprise sex (because it's different to rape)

  7. Dutch Rudder

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    I'd love for this to die down a bit then all of a sudden we see one vote go in "reverse cowgirl" then tash post a comment saying "ohh yeah!" and change his avatar to a pic of him in suit and tie with combed hair! <laugh>
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 7, 2011
  2. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    A smelly finger or two.
     
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    Chappaz, Mar 7, 2011
  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ****ing class
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 7, 2011
  4. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 7, 2011
  5. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    I have the feeling it didn't work out, she must have ran away... hence him still being on here and abusing formation porn.
     
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    Son of a pitch, Mar 7, 2011
  6. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Would be bloody brilliant! <laugh> Oh how I want that to happen.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 7, 2011
  7. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rep!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 7, 2011
  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how many will try it. I dare you all to do it!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 8, 2011
  9. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Well it's all gone quiet so some folk may have taken your advice!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 8, 2011
  10. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> That's brilliant!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Mar 8, 2011

  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Has he been online today
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 8, 2011
  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    May try the rodeo when my lass comes over haha
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 8, 2011
  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I can't see it going down well, I mean it's all good fun at first... but turns into rape. So just so she knows your joking say they feel like her mums or sisters, that will work much better.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 8, 2011
  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Or... say there are twins called Lucy & Hannah, you're doing it with Lucy, you could said oh wow these feel like Lucy's... would be interesting to see the reaction...
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 8, 2011
  15. Hugh Briss

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    So where is the option for 'Had a lovely chat, got nowhere sexually, went home and had a **** as usual'???

    You all know that's exactly the way it went, so why even pretend otherwise?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 8, 2011
  16. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rep for that <laugh> Pure genius!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 8, 2011
  17. Rafa's Championship Party

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    He'll bottle it, and she'll go with a Peter Crouch lookalike.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 8, 2011
  18. Aldridge_Prior

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    The whole thing made me think of that Inbetweeners episode!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 8, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Yes. Someone posted a clip of it I think (may have been a different thread).

    I reckon he tried to cop a feel and she broke his jaw with a breeze-block sized fist.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 8, 2011
  20. Alfie

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    I bet she waved as the ambulance carted him off though unlike that **** Jonas!
     
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    Alfie, Mar 8, 2011
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