This is the Matthmeister's thread, mate. You'll have to agree the forfeit with him, if we don't win the title. Perhaps you could have him stick his todger in a wasp's nest, or something like that?
The only thing that would make it bearable would be if we won the FA Cup and stayed up, then I would be too out of my head to notice anything else...
As a spur nothing is worse than the goons winning anything but for Man Utd fans, what's worse...Liverpool winning it or city?
Well it makes remain voting football fans realise that a no deal Brexit might not actually be the worst thing that could happen this year