Off Topic How Are You Celebrating Brexit Day ?

I have a friend who is a fully qualified psychiatrist who may be able to help you? If you are interested PM me

 

I'm getting very upset here, I do not deserve it.

 

Ok then let's get started....... were your happiest memories being breast fed as a child?

don't worry, whatever you say will not go further than this forum

 

I cannot remember from 40 years ago.

 

ahh I see....... and how do you feel about that?

 

Relaxed.

 

She can be a pain in the arse on occasions; she'll make me pay one way or another for my narcissistic hedonistic alcoholic lifestyle... Then again, she does put up with all my **** which is pretty impressive.

 

Is there anything else from your youth that you have obliterated from your memory?

 

Not a lot, I have had too many wonderful times to forget them!

 

ahh I see..... and I say this quietly.... you may have an Oedipus complex... did you consider your father as a rival for the affection of your mother?

 

Artificial insemination was how I surfaced.

 

And suddenly this conversation has taken a dark turn....

 

"Love and porter
Make a young man older.
And love and whisky
Makes him old and grey"
Anon, an old Irish song.

 

I have just read 30 odd posts on a chip shop worker who may or may not be a woman, elfs penis and his preferred porn site. I'm not sure if I should log in again.

 

You have been quiet lately Donald, at least this morning has got you posting!

If you are not going to log in again, can I take over your lofty position?

 

It certainly wouldn't be a lofty position if you are in it.

 

Only 40 places available so they've probably gone, but something of interest nonetheless;

http://www.castrust.org/2017/08/jimmy-seed-film-at-the-white-swan-11th-september/