All I know about Pud is that he likes cake. We can assume that he married someone who's good at baking cakes. It follows that Mrs. Pud is probably an avid viewer of 'The Great British Bake Off'. The demographic of this show is the 60-80 year-old age range. Given that Pud is 36, the age difference is therefore in the range 24-44. Was I close?
5 years is nuthin. Here was me being all jealous of the **** cos I thought he'd snagged himself a wummin 10 years his junior.
Puds 36, so i'm going for an age difference of 21 years, he's trying to keep a low profile....i said, trying.
I can assure Mrs Gas is well tidy so was thinking if your misses is young and fit, fancy a wife swap for a night?
Aye... I'll tell the mrs tonight! Eh, fancy a trip to Bristol! My work has an office in Bristol ... good excuse!