Off Topic Housewarming Partaaay.

[The Ginger Marks]

I'll bring an acoustic and provide the entertainment, yeah?

Bring cards and we can laugh at you playing happy families.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Just going to detail this thread to make @Matth_2014 feel socially included. [HASHTAG]#metoo[/HASHTAG]

 

[HRH Custard VC]

I will bring cake

 

[Bodinki]

Halal burgers and fruit cordial

Woah, you animal, you!

 

[Bodinki]

Matth is going to bring Commie's mum

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Who's coming and what you bringing?

Bring nothing and the doorman (matth) will refuse entry.

I don't attend any party called a partaaay.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Is it black tie?

Skylarker is tying up people of all races.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I think we should all bring our guitars so HiaG can demonstrate to us how it's done.

What about a ukelele?

 

[FosseFilberto]

I'll bring an acoustic and provide the entertainment, yeah?

Just bring an Arctic Roll and your Wizard's hat ...

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

I'll help you blow up the balloons, Bro.

By the way, I've got a shed load of cans in the boot.

I hope everyone likes Tenants Super Strength, yeah?

Don't worry, lads... I've included a bottle of lemonade for Matth.

I've got a shed load of canisters in mine. And I'll help you do all the balloons

 

[Big Ern]

Matth is ignoring me, so I don't need to bring anything, but I'll bring some grenadine and swipe someones vodka, none of that cheap **** though, proper vodka.
Or maybe I'll bring some Absinth, that always produces a few laughs.

 

[J๏E..]

I'll bring a hand grenade or two so you can get rid of the kernts quick when it all goes tits up..

 

[Archers Road]

I’ll bring a canister of helium and Some board games

 

[Stan]

I'll bring two turntables and a microphone.

 

[JakartaToon]

@petersaxton will bring the after dinner adult entertainment. Make sure you have plastic sheeting down.

I will bring the Geordie equivalent of that well known party game ........................................................ "Land the punch on the donkey"

 

[FosseFilberto]

@petersaxton will bring the after dinner adult entertainment. Make sure you have plastic sheeting down.

I will bring the Geordie equivalent of that well known party game ........................................................ "Land the punch on the donkey"

Is Lukaku invited?

 

[Stan]

@petersaxton will bring the after dinner adult entertainment. Make sure you have plastic sheeting down.

I will bring the Geordie equivalent of that well known party game ........................................................ "Land the punch on the donkey"

I must remember to include that old ABBA favourite "Take A Dump On Me" in my party playlist.

 

[Tobes]

I must remember to include that old ABBA favourite "Take A Dump On Me" in my party playlist.