Still unsure as to how Rubber faced, ugly as **** Eric Roberts made a daughter this hot. Maybe she has some of her aunt in her please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Licking my balls! I didnt read the OP properly Just read the title. Sports, I have to go with my home girl Paige please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Paige is awesome, I've tugged mine into a raw stump over her a few times. Filthy bitch. I'm gonna have another go tonight actually.
Golf puns: Spoiler: Lyrics If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things get tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood Get real rich and you will find All the hot chicks will want to grind If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Grip that shaft like you know you should Get a platinum card, it will be all good The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods Remember this when you're having fun Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah If the word gets out don't be afraid When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Filling all the divots in the neighborhood Don't think about those three foot putts Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Text messages are never good Nail the girl at the driving range Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods Have your best friend book all your flights Tell your wife that you're golfing nights Get a call girl and maybe just chill Be willing to part with a hundred mil Bang a new porn star every day Tell your sponsors it will be okay Surprise them all with an invitation To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Poking all the holes in the neighborhood Tell your wife how it's gonna be Your driver is community property If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! Become the king of your neighborhood Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah