Call me naive but I really wasn't expecting the food in India to be all Indian. I thought they just sold that **** to the Brits. Every ****ing meal was nothing but curry, even breakfast. Amazing.
Don't think so, ate about 30 different types of mango. Those boys really love their mango. They gave me a box if it as a gift, I forgot about it and one night my boss walks to my hotel room with me to get an iphone charger after a night out. I open the room door and the place ****ing reeks - I apologise for what obviously must have been the smell of my earlier curry fuelled ****e. I went to Dubai the next day and after coming back to my hotel room there it stunk too. It wasn't until I got to gatwick and went to pick my bag up and smelt a huge wiff of the ****e smell again that I realised it was rotting mango.
Balti Chilli chicken tikka massala. You will need a wet sponge and a car wing mirror in the morning to avoid the naughty bits,
