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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Mar 14, 2018.

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Out of the champs league <laugh>
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What about lesbians?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Commachio, Mar 14, 2018
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My last girlfriend was a screamer.

    Well, she wasn't really my girlfriend.

    Actually, that might be why she was screaming.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I met a girl in a club last night, after a few drinks she asked if I would like to go back to her place for sex, I didn't want to disappoint her, So I said "No".
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Don't you hate it when you wake up from a night on the piss, look in the mirror and see the words " I LOVE COCK " written on your forehead? Especially when you've been drinking alone at home!
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Well argued point.

    I hate it now!
     
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Stop bringing Pogba into every thread
     
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    Matth_2014, Mar 15, 2018
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You don't see "berk" a lot.
     
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  10. Stan

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    He has been playing like a bit of a donkey and this thread is about horses.

    Donkeys are like **** horses ergo Pogba.

    Stephen Fry or what?
     
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    Stan, Mar 15, 2018
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Why? ... it's rather funny ... £85 million for Carlton Palmer with a silly haircut ... fook me <doh>
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...or that Sandy Toxic bird ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 15, 2018
  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Fans of every club on the planet were extracting the urine not just Arsenal fans.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You're right Matth, it is crap. If it wasn't for people betting on it, nobody would give a ****.
     
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    PINKIE, Mar 16, 2018
  15. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    I hate ****ing horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Burly Hurley, Mar 16, 2018
  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thought that was reserved for your Toon neighbours
     
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    PINKIE, Mar 16, 2018
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Reminds me of one of my mates he went into proper gory details about this bird he was shagging once, he was saying how she used to gush everywhere and pull her arse open for him to spit inside her while he was porking her from behind.

    He fell in love with her and ended up marrying her <laugh>

    Couples nights are awkward.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Would you tell Fergie horse racing is crap @Matth_2014 ?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Mar 16, 2018
  19. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Could do with punching with a few of those Cheltenham nags tbh!
     
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