I'm sure some of the following will have been mentioned...can't be arsed to read all the posts again, but my memory is rubbish. Caleb Foalan Alan Oaks Ian (Man)Ure DUNGa Gareth Bale (of hay) John Stead ( like Steed Malbronque) John BARNes Niail Qwinney Eddie FIRMani (as in "the going's firm") Eddie GREY Norman HUNTER Frank STABLEton Jimmy LeadBETTER JerMANE Defoe Liam TROTTER RodNEIGH Marsh Jock(ey) Davidson Jimmy NEIGHbour David SADDLER Duane DERBY Dean WindASS Mick McCARThy Not LoftHORSE JohNEIGH GILES Harald Shoemaker (dirty bastard) Rio PFERDinand...and his brother of course.
Theres a horse called a Knabstrupper and I'm willing to bet theres a German footballer by that name somewhere in the world