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Horrific Wid Ye

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye, easy.

    Last old wifey I shagged looked like a leather purse.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Great tits. And on that basis, I'm in.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Yer maw?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    67 years old?

    Shagging that would be like waving a sausage in the Albert Hall.
     
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I read that story last night. Am I the only one who wants to know what kind of job the guy has?
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    For some reason, the scary eye makeup worries me wore than the wrinkles.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    says the baldy ex filth 59 year old <ok>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You like the younger ladies ER, i'm assuming you wid?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    &#8220;Like with David, I knew straight away that Phil was someone I could spend my life with".



    All 5 years of what's left of it.
     
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  11. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Be hilarious if the guy 40 years younger than her got a terminal illness like her ex husband and she had to go through all the caring again instead of the other way round.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That would indeed be hilarious.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh><ok>

    It would anaw.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...or if her tits exploded and he left her <laugh>
     
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  15. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Null

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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    No egg, no pineapple, got that Gambol?
     
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  19. VenomPD

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  20. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Aye! Pretty rank, but if i was 67 years old then i most definitely would!
     
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