That brought back memories of an incident in an Aussie school I taught at a few years ago. The P7 teacher was mystified by the regular disappearance of her supply of clingwrap. I solved the mystery for her whilst on playground duty one day when I encountered a 'mini orgy' happening behind the school pool. The boys had a found a novel use for clingwrap and vaseline.
All of my kids were 'happy little vegemites' - they loved the stuff and ate it every day - on toast for brekky or with cheese for afternoon sandwiches. They won't go near marmite - it's a pale imitation according to them. Must say I agree - weaker tasting with an almost runny texture, not very nice at all.
Well. that's another evening over...yay! Really was a lot of work..all that cooking! lol..still, they seemed to enjoy it..so that might just about make it worth while! lol