Hooiveld's Hangout - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I see this thread being sanctuary for all the crazyness this summer.

 

Time to really crack down on the #keepfootballoutofbeefys rule.

 

Breaking: Hull board makes 85p bid for DTLW.

 

Only Hull? I've been signed by Stoke.

 

I've almost agreed terms on my deal with Celtic, get in the bookies before word gets out.

 

Matt Taylor (West Ham) punched by a ghost.

https://vine.co/v/MgwYzMDhzTQ

 

****ing hell one minute I'm garden in a mix of sunshine and light drizzle, the next I got hail stones pinging my ear.

 

PL this is for you.


The latest Eurovision figures have revealed the differences between the public phone vote and the jury vote at Saturday night's competition.

The UK phone vote gave Poland's Donatan and Cleo top marks but the jury thought they were the worst act of the night.

Their combined score meant Poland ended up with nil points from the British.

Every country's voting power is split 50/50 between a jury and the public. Austria's Conchita Wurst won the contest in Copenhagen on Saturday.

Other discrepancies included Germany, whose public vote put Greece in fourth place but whose jury ranked it fourth from bottom at 22nd. Again, this resulted in nil points overall.

Ireland also gave Poland top marks in the telephone vote but the song We are Slavs was given bottom marks by the jury panel.

Poland's act was accompanied by a number of attractive female performers who suggestively churned butter and washed laundry on stage.


Read more here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27371264

 

So basically, Poland could well have won if it was audience vote alone. I feel like I've been deprived of another sight of that delightful chest.

 

Don't worry...I'm nearly ready to make the step up

 

That is funny and weird, what actually happened?

 

Even ghosts hate ex and current Pompey players.

 

Think they should reduce the voting power of the jury, perhaps having it 75% public and 25% jury. I mean, I'd not even heard of any of our Jury so I'm not sure why they're as qualified between them as the combined 60 million other people in the UK.

Not sure there even is such a forum out there.

 

True, true. I guess when you have had Lord Voldemort manage you then you can't complain when supernatural **** happens.

 

Here's Mick McCarthy seeing a ghost.

[video=youtube;0OQT1psCoAc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OQT1psCoAc[/video]

 

PompeyLapras - not sure how active it is mate but this seems to be one http://www.womensfootball.eu/forum/

 

[nsfw]Tyrion killed it. Great work.[/nsfw]

 

this is wonderful.

well done everyone who flushed 15p

 

[nsfw]If Cersei doesn't have Shae's family strung up in a dungeon somewhere then I ****ing hate that bitch. That speech at the end from Tyrion was one of the great moments of the show so far.

Starting to get a bit bored of the way Dany's storyline is tailing off a bit (not bored of Dany though). [/nsfw]

 

[NSFW]and when are the white walkers going to do anything interesting?[/NSFW]