Home kit next season

At least

 

They are upgrading the leazes bar or whatever it's called and if you had a ST in there you either have to pay the hiked up price or that's it, no alternate seat/same price in another area, apparently.

 

Why anyone would pay more for a stick on badge is bewildering to me

With an embroidered badge this strip is absolute fire.

 

It happened on a Wednesday a year and a half ago.

 

You lost your virginity?

 

I don't know what night of the week that was actually... It may have been a Friday.

 

That's me.

 

Just goes to show then that looks can be deceiving. He’s really bad at giving directions.

 

Signed, framed, Cup winning and with genuine gold leaf lettering for name and number?

 

You get a night alone with Amanda ...

To discuss business opportunities in the middle east, which as a market is very open to outside investment. Especially in the travel industry.

 

Define discuss?

 

Oh, I see…

 

Sorry you can cancel the order for the blue pill

 

And I thought Smarties always had the answer.

 

Didn’t know you were a raver?

 

Kit looks great. Best I can remember in years. Looking forward to see what the others look like.

 

I just have this mental picture of thousands of Fat Boy lookalikes standing at the turnstiles at St James Park at the first home game of next season five minutes before kick off in their slim fit new home strips straining at the seams with one arm in the air holding a mobile telephone waving it around trying to get a signal.