1. In a game where Rangers have three players sent off and six more booked and Celtic have two players yellow-carded, it must be referred to forever after as the Old Firm Shame Game.
2. If you're a Rangers player feel free to manhandle the referee. The SFA will let you off.
3. When running towards the opposition box and someone (supposedly) pulls you back feel free to fall forwards, completely going against all known rules of physics.
4. If you're a Rangers player don't worry if the referee has his back to you, just throw yourself at the ground in the opposition penalty box. Where Rangers are concerned, refs have well established Extra Sensory Powers.
2. If you're a Rangers player feel free to manhandle the referee. The SFA will let you off.
3. When running towards the opposition box and someone (supposedly) pulls you back feel free to fall forwards, completely going against all known rules of physics.
4. If you're a Rangers player don't worry if the referee has his back to you, just throw yourself at the ground in the opposition penalty box. Where Rangers are concerned, refs have well established Extra Sensory Powers.
I take it back then.
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