Sliotar balls are sore on the head. That will be for the initial missile/ added effect as he runs away
"hurling is the fastest field sport in the world you know" the mating call of every irishman that plays it. Get over it! who gives a ****!!??
what are you ****ing babbling to yourself about now. Not that it isnt true but Im failing to recognise the relevance
I have a life-size cardboard cut-out of Jo Brand that I put at the front door each night before going to bed. I've never been burgled.
I've got a tiger in my flat. True he ate three of my nieces and nephews but it's a small price to pay for the peace of mind at night time.
indeed, i know a guy who not so long ago had a case struck out after slapping a known burglar with one such lump hammer
Bengal - I don't know any Russians but my next door neighbour's from Dhaka so finding an interpreter is a piece of piss..
