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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by monarch, Oct 1, 2011.

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  1. monarch

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    Just found out why Beefy is so bitter, his wife has told him he has the smallest dick of all his friends she's slept with.
     
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  2. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    That joke is almost as hilarious as Colchesters promotion prospects...

    Ripping the vertebrae out of your club one by one has left me with a longing sense of satisfaction, I hope your realise this.
     
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    Since Monarch lives in Spain and they don t have many LG1 games on TV live, he almost certainly sees much more of Norwich than his own team............ I doubt he could name 11 Col U players without the use of GOOGLE?................
    That comment about your Mrs was not accurate, when i pulled my member out she just laughed and said "You can hold the Handycam Super"....:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Not a good idea mate.

    And beefy, why not just click on his name and add to ignore list, its a bloody footmall forum FFS.


    Take a look at this post from a Sunderland fan who was a bit pissed off at the Sunderland/Newcastle arguments, it calmed our lot down.

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    Priorities (Mags Included & off Topic)
    Now then lads,

    For those that know me you will know I have had a horrendous time with my partners health. The gist is after she gave birth to our daughter 2 years ago her left hip totally collapsed and had to be removed. As she is Cerebral Palstic there was no way a replacement hip could be considered as the spasms which come with such a condition could dis-joint a replacement and leave her in a worse state.

    Anyway as a result in her getting her hip removed her left leg locked, bent into her ribs and unable to come down due to her body constantly spasming.

    Well we got a life line today and it's a long-shot but the Senior Neurologist at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham has just recently treat a patient in similar circumstances and has managed to get the patients leg down and them sitting again. It's a life-line and a long way to go but for the last two years I'd have crawled naked over broken glass for this woman.

    Sometimes there's more to life than hate and dislike and no doubt some of you have experienced it in the past or experiencing it now? It's a funny world lads but I haven't laughed much over the last two years after seeing my lady crippled and bringing my daughter up on my own.

    We are a One-North-East and the best people on the planet so whatever the teams do tomorrow then lets raise a smile for victory to whoever..

    Be good lads, take care & be happy..

    Joe..

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    Just a thought
     
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  5. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    I don't know why you would even bring that up? Very confusing post, surely a "your cock is small" post is hardly world war three. We don't hate as much on this forum as you Northerners I can assure you.
     
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    Beefy - someone reported this thread as being abusive! That having been done, it then falls upon Syd, as super-moderator, to try and bring the thread to order, which I think he's managed in a very enlightening way! You, sir, need to take a deep breath, step back, and think about what you are saying! Sod history, that's water under the bridge! Today is the first day in the rest of your life, please try and make us as proud as our fine team are doing!

    End of rant <ok>
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    well its a pitty you dont get it, anyway lets just cut out the crap, maybe thats clear.
     
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