I spent the week listening to a couple of beached whales(one Aberdonian and one Southener)wading around the shallow end of the pool discussing the finer points on how to increase their 'PIP' payments...Spent 10 days here hemmed in by Germans. To be fair they've been ok. Haven't annexed anything important and are surprisingly good dancers. More entertaining than the Entertainment. Much more annoying has been listening to the Estuary whine by the poolside everyday of Gordon Gobshite and his good lady wife Cackling Carole; both of the Essex persuasion.
Needless to say when I departed from my sunbed slumber to shower for the airport last Thursday I bid them farewell and threw in a "oh well,back to work on Sunday for some of us"...Oh how they chuckled

