Holidays

Why not just put a pool in your garden

 

A good friend of mine used to go down to MIPIM and get the same hooker on retainer for 3k for the week. He admitted to me that he ended up falling for her. He also had a Friday afternoon brass in Canary Wharf for years. Unsurprisingly his first marriage didn’t work out.

 

Because when I walk out my door I’m surrounded by tattooed knuckle dragging Brit’s. I go on holiday to get away from them.

 

What is mipim?

 

Was wondering the same.

 

Never been. Can’t imagine anything worse than being surrounded by the kind of ****s I had to do business with all day every day.

http://www.mipim.com/

 

26000 participants. .

 

It’s a coke and hookerfest apparently. I’ve enjoyed hearing many stories about it but I’m too lazy to get involved in that ****. They all end up getting divorced and broke.

 

I go on holiday to not do what I do here. I plan to sleep a bit longer. Drink beer after 11am. Not watch tv. Eat and drinks I don’t normally eat. Basically escape from life.

****s who pay £700 to go to a resort with English bars, drink carling, eat English breakfasts and watch some count doing a turn can all **** off and die.

Give me a few good books and not let me hear someone talking in a regional English accent.

 

Absolutely this.

 

Glad you made sense of predictive text.

 

That's got me thinking about those all inclusive holidays to placed like Mexico.

Anyone been all inclusive?

 

I like the thought of Thailand as it looks beautiful.

Though the thought of watching grown divorced men, some married ones trying to pay to fall in love with a child is repulsive. Then to see fat Germans pulling young boys is a massive no. Even going into the villages I’d end up witnessing some **** eating a dog.

Give me a villa in Spain over any other bollocks. My mate has just come from Turkey, place is full of perverted Muslims.

Safest place is Spain and Greece.

 

Once about 16 years ago, it was ****ing chronic. A resort full of mainly Brits wanting to get their moneys worth through pure gluttony. We hated it, fortunately it was only a week, never again.

Might be different if you’ve got young kids and you’re a lazy bastard.

 

It's not all like that. Yes it happens, just stay away from certain places. It is one beautiful country.

Mind I always loved the Greek Islands to. Keep spain

 

Did one of those to St Lucia for Xmas and New Year.

****ers were queued up outside the bar 10 mins before opening time!..

 

That's the impression I get. Never fancied it. Same as I've never fancied a cruise

 

Really? ****ing peasants

 

I actually had one of em say to me, “well, you’ve got to get your money’s worth, haven’t you”

 

I never fancied a cruise until we went, and it was brilliant, loved it.

Different place every day, great food, casino, bars a plenty, big balcony, no kids.