It might be the biggest but it’s only seven miles wide!!Crete is no wee, it's the biggest Greek island.
Kos was ok
Corfu was more ok
Crete was less ok
Kefalonla was nice
Rhodes, bloody great (FYI also has an official nudist beach)
Sciathos was ok
Santorini ok
Scopolos ok
Any **** been to Lesbos or Mykonos yet?


Excuses?
