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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    That's 2 unsuccessful jokes about Ciaran's missus.

    3rd time lucky, go for it.
     
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    Medro, Jun 25, 2013
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Please PM me next time you make a joke, I'll make sure to check it out. It's been over 2 years now :(
     
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    Toby, Jun 25, 2013
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Is Toby the most boring person on the internet?
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 25, 2013
  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <rofl>

    Honestly?

    <rofl>

    'Holidays'

    <rofl>
     
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    Toby, Jun 25, 2013
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yet here you are, dampening everyones spirits as usual.
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 25, 2013
  6. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    He is angry at life mainly because he doesn`t ever have sex , his parents didn`t cuddle him as a boy and his diet of vegi sausages and beans leaves him without iron and protein... Sad sad manic depressive angry turd of a man<whistle>

    I for one hope you have a smashing time in France Ciaran:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 25, 2013

  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Yep, keep on believing that <rofl>
     
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    Toby, Jun 25, 2013
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Toby's being 'ganged up on' by the 3 resident brain-deads.

    <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Jun 25, 2013
  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    They keep on trying but always fail :)

    They've been trying to rep-rape me too, that always makes me beel <grr>

    (no it really doesn't, stoopid ****s)
     
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    Toby, Jun 25, 2013
  10. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Wonderful news Yip , it`s nice down South isn`t it?
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 25, 2013
  11. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Shouldn`t you be cyber flirting with Fabio & Saints you skanky ****ing mess?
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 25, 2013
  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    SN23 had to pay a delivery charge to have a girlfriend :(
     
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    Toby, Jun 25, 2013
  13. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    They are called Escorts and the delivery is free, you pay for the sex... When did you last have another human touch your genitalia Toby?
    Just answer the question truthfully.
    Ages?
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 25, 2013
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Toby > Kieran*
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jun 25, 2013
  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Don't worry so much about my sex-life SN, I'm a handsome bastard.

    If you really want to know, was in Marbs. Before that was a girl from work that i've been seeing on and off.

    Now your turn.

    When's the last time another human being went near your tiny cock, and I'm not talking about your abused mail-order bride, I mean a woman that you charmed with your looks/personality.

    I don't think it was this century, and if it was, she must have been ****ing hideous :(
     
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    Toby, Jun 25, 2013
  16. LEROY FER 10

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    This morning Toby after my rich beautiful Chinese wife made me breakfast in a £200 a night suite in Dubai Marina ...Keep perving on those women walking past on your 10 minute roll up break twato
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 25, 2013
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    Tina., Jun 25, 2013
  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    This is really dull..
     
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    Sweats, Jun 25, 2013
  19. LEROY FER 10

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    Marbs? Marbella ooooooh that sounds fancy... How much for a pouch of Cutter`s choice out there?:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 25, 2013
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