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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sharpe*, Feb 28, 2019.

  1. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Halkidiki in may and Sardinia in september...Happy days<laugh>
    Good there....very windy though,been to Caleta a few times.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    Yes, but I'm not just sowing my royal oats.
     
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  3. You cannot beat a really decent Dorset caravan site, mate.
     
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  4. I should know. I live on one.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Spooky ...

    I own one pair of corduroys (they're almost not corduroys the ridges are very slight).

    I almost never wear them... Today happens to be the first time I've worn them this year.

    They're moss green though, not brown.
     
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  6. Sharpe*

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    Yeah I've camped in Newquay a few times with the lads back in the day.

    Devon too, IOW as well.

    I like a holiday in England - maybe not camping now, but a hotel.

    Was in the Peak District last month close to Sheffield and it was beautiful.

    Want to go back.
     
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    Something I’ve never really got...

    What the **** is the point of camping?
     
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    So you can laugh like Sid James when somebody bends over to bang in their peg.
     
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  9. Glamping is the way to go, Windy.

    Bring the hotel to the beach.
     
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  10. armchairblue

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    You never had a **** in a bucket?
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Going to Spain over my birthday in April and taking little man for his first trip abroad.

    Hoping to do Budapest later in the year.
     
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  12. Taking the lad to those Romanian whorehouses, yeah.

    That's what my dear old Dad did with me, too.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    No he won't be coming to that one.

    And Budapest is the capital of Hungary bru.
     
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  14. You do know I was joking, yeah?

    Please don't turn into Pixie or Bambi, mate.
     
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    Ahhh... Nothing but the pack on my back, 100+ miles from nearest City. Completely clear night skies where you see what stars looked like before electric lights drowned everywhere with light pollution.

    Fresh air, open spaces, getting mauled by bears, not a single other person within eyesight for hours.

    What's not to love... Besides the bears.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nice one bro. You gunna get him a whore? It's not unheard of in the Netherlands for a Dad to get his son a whore for their 16th birthday.
     
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    I ****ing love camping. I’ve slept out in some amazing places, in a tree house in Venezuela with tarantulas up in the branches. In the back country in the Sierra Nevada under a Milky Way that was as bright as the moon, with Coyotes calling to each other. And in the desert in Mauritania with the sound of the Atlantic Ocean crashing in the distance.

    ****ing love it !
     
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  20. Yeah, of course you have, Pixie.
     
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