Holiday

Could you put "hated but rated" under mine please @brb?

Thnx

 

Did ye meet the minimum height requirement to go on the water slides?

 

**** yer golf.

 

"a pair of twins" means both of them were there.

 

I didn't actually go onto the slides but spent a lot of time stood at the bottom of them waiting for the You've Been Framed accidental nipple slips and when the bikinis get wedged tight up the chuff.

So much fanage stored in the memory banks that Mrs Grove got serviced three times during the week.

The Russian bird who went topless rather ruined it as her fake knockers looked awful when she was lying down. Fairly good job when she was sat or stood up but rather disconcerting when you look over at her and there are these two big oblongs pointing up at the sky and the nipples looked like chocolate buttons sliding off a melting cake.

Hats off to our female European cousins who look to have finally got the idea of Ladyshaves and Immac. Not a stray pube or armpit hair in sight.