Hoddle is a God

Matth's shaved a cock into his receding hair.

Fair play if that's what you're into

 

Are you implying he's a dickhead?

 

Shame you aren', you. Plastic ties and a few bricks should do it.

 

My main gigging guitar, at the moment is a 2007 USA standard Strat, on which I've replaced the neck pickup with a Seymour Duncan ssl4 "quarter pound" and the bridge pickup with a Dimarzio Injector. I've turned a fairly pedestrian guitar into a rock machine.

It was a great gig tonight, at a new venue.

 

I wasn't, you know.

In the end, I didn't wear it, as the stage was quite hot, and I build up a sweat, as I'm quite a physical player.

 

Who the fùck is Colin Lee?

 

*fat bastard