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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Jan 14, 2019.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nope you accepted it straight away, it was Sucky's that people were trying to pressure you into, I just saw my opportunity while you were distracted.

    Who's the amateur psychologist now bro ;)
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why do half the birds you put up either look like a doll or about 12?
     
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Only half? ****. My standards must be slipping!
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Hyenas always hunt in packs when faced by a Lion
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Roughly translates to: <wah>
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Yeah better...not great but better

    thanks Bope
     
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  7. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    When the seagulls.

    Follow the trawler.

    It is is because they sink.

    Sardines.

    Will be thrown.

    Into the sea.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

    commander of the Armies of the North

    General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

    Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.

    And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    As your newly appointed lawyer Bod, I would strongly advise you not to answer that question ...

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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm calling fake lawyer

    Anybody know a real one ? <whistle>
     
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  12. Come here!
    <hug>
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Trawlers rarely sink tbh.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> Who said that, Eric ****ing Cantona?

    Edit: oh
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Read on mate...
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I should have, yes. Too late now.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You seem to do that a lot.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hiag will do the avatar...Piskie will cry, and we'll all laugh
     
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    Selling your house?
     
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