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  1. rrrrrs

    rrrrrs Well-Known Member

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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I ****ed *one* sheep..."[/FONT]
     
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  2. CityAce

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    ummm, good one <doh>
     
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  3. rrrrrs

    rrrrrs Well-Known Member

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    WELSH FRICTION
    The Scene: John Trovolta and Samuel J. Jackson sitting in car talking.
    (Pulp Fiction music fades off...)
    S: Ok, so tell me again about the Welsh.
    J: Whaddya wanna know?
    S: Beastiality is legal there right?
    J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They wan't you to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places.
    S: And those are valleys?
    J: Ok, it breaks down like this: its legal to buy a sheep, its legal to
    own a sheep and if you're a farmer its legal to sell or loan sheep, its
    ILLEGAL to **** sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos,
    getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got
    a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the interlect the police in
    Wales DON'T have.
    S: Arrr man. I'm not goin', that's all there is too it, I'm never ****in'goin'.
    J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing about Wales is?
    S: What?
    J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.
    S: Example.
    J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Cardiff and order a lump of coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in MacDonalds. Do you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in Wales?
    S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?
    J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the **** a 1/4 pounder is.
    S: So whadda they call it?
    J: A (assumes welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".
    S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?
    J: That's right.
    S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?
    J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again).
    S: (immitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?
    J: Ha ha ha

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]S: Whadda they call a Whopper?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketch-up?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]S: What?[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]J: Coal.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]S: Arrr man...[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]J: I,ve seen 'um do it man, they ****in' drown 'um in that ****.[/FONT]

    Sorry couldn't help myself:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  4. CityAce

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    hmmm, not much better really. You have to try better, as you can probably appreciate we have heard it all before but I give you marks for effort.
     
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    I'd give you marks, if you did one!;)
     
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  6. CityAce

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    Just do you usual Northolt and close the thread, right up your street really.

    You never go on other teams boards do you?
     
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  7. Steelmonkey

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    All the sheep must be on holiday, which is why cityace has returned for a bit of wumming (maybe he gets wumming and women mixed up)
     
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  8. CityAce

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    Yes steelmonkey, that right, all the sheep are on holiday. During a discussion about poor sheep jokes you decide to interupt with that contribution.
     
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  9. jon434_QPR

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    cant we agree to disagree and move on
     
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  10. CityAce

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    Wheres the fun in that?
     
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    LOL, i guess so, but this is all a bit playground isnt it. Oh well if it make you happy crack on :)
     
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  12. Northolt-QPR

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    <laugh>Why close it, you're making a bit of a fool of yourself!<laugh>
     
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  13. CityAce

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    I suppose seeing as I havent disagreed with anything you have said on this thread yet is why its hasnt been closed by its cowardly mod.
     
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    Northolt, please please close down this thread
     
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  15. Northolt-QPR

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    I closed the last one cos you're boring .
    And guess what!..................................
     
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