hmmmm

bollox ... i was hoping ye hadnt made a proper plan ah well at least ill see your sistas as they mock me. if they wore skirts itd be good cos ill no doubt be on the ground

 

Skirts and no pants. They squat and piss on your bruises and abrasions.

Some guys like that.

 

Yes we... I mean I've heard that too

 

Some bird pished the bed after I rid her before.

I woke the dirty cow up and she tried to pin it on me. So I got up and flipped the mattress while the wee midden was still on it.

She slept on the floor that night.

 

Her bed or yours?

 

Hers, well technically not either of ours but it was her gaff.

Woke up and got the **** out of there.

Wee cow had done a number on my back with her nails - I ****ing hate lassies that dig their nails into you.

 

Nowt wrang with a badge of honour doon yer back or over yer arse. Nippy afterwards but.