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Hitler escaped ...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, May 12, 2015.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What more proof do you need ffs
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I made the most amazing discovery on here yesterday and I'd like to tell you guys about it.

    Anyone who knows the "606 me" will know the history of a certain "Dundee Donnie" and I.

    Back in 2009, I was a regular contributor to the old BBC606 site, my comments were often insightful and straight to the point and often highly critical of Celtic FC's disgusting cover up of systematic child abuse within the confines of the Knew Camp. My investigative journalistic skills had been brought to the attention of ITV who were looking for a replacement for "The Cook Report" investigative TV show and had proposed that I front a new format called "Bazarama" to rival the similarly called show on the BBC.

    I had let this information slip to a poster on the BBC site and within 1 hour, I had been banned from the BBC site. Anyone who used the BBC site knew that the moderators were very fair and not like this place, a degree of transsexual pornography was encouraged to reflect the BBC's liberal values.

    Anyway, I created a new user-name and BANG, banned again. I repeated this for a day or two before my spidey sense started tingling. "Why am I repeatedly banned". It became obvious the the BBC were tracking my IP address and as I had allowed my McAfee subscription to lapse, I thought it best if I made my way to an internet café to investigate things.

    I spent the next few days there drinking copious amount of coffee and smoking marlboro lights in the shadows, working incognito as to not arouse suspicion, I trawled the BBC sight to find the snitch who was trying to undermine my gig as ITV's answer to Louis Threoux, when I stumbled upon a page where 606 users were encouraged to inform the BBC of "useful information". I went through the full comments page which there were over 15,000 comments, mostly of Stockholm Syndrome do-gooders seeking some sort of cyber approval from the BBC moderation team when I suddenly came across a certain Dundee Donnie.

    Transpires that "Donnie" had let the cat out the bag to the BBC that I was planning on working for rival station, ITV, and was going to blow the lid on the child abuse ring that operates to this day within the bowels of the Savile Siro, and the hierarchy at BBC Pacific Quay CSC decided to ban me from posting on BBC606.

    Looking for a new home and encouraged to do so by Loyal Protestants such as Girvan Loyal, BH1872, TN8 and Pud, I came to Not606 where I was warmly embraced though well warned that the moderation team on here were akin to Stazi of East Germany where tolerance of our transgender community was not to be mentioned.

    A few weeks later, a "Sterotypical" ****y wee snivelling taig ****, started using Not606, his posting style and obvious penchant for anal acceptance of cock first aroused my suspicion that we'd met before... off to PM we went and BOOM, turns out that our Dundee Donnie was now posting as Sterotypist and the BBC has sent him to screenshot my posting history and forward to ITV to stop them taking on me and my controversial style.

    You may ask "what the hell has this to do with Hitler and the twin tower attacks"?

    Well, yesterday I was replying to a quote from ST... and this appeared

    Tina - Aged 47, post: 7606122, member: 911"]

    Yes folks, our ST is member 9-11, proof if ever needed that the illuminati has infiltrated this site and that Mick, the Maltese Lizard is head honcho of the Satanic cult.

    I don't expect this to stay up long but I'll be posting this on THE MAN THE BHEASTS CAN'T TAME site before I get the knock on the door.

    Yours, Barrie.

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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ****ing backstabbing gadgie hermaphrodite, cocksucking, budgie bothering corset wearing, soap dodging Sturgeon stalking **** that he is.

    I always knew there was something not quite right about a fella that calls himself typist.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Testify !
     
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  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    bazzarama <laugh><laugh> you've way too much time on your hands, edge <laugh>
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    A little known fact is that Hitler used to wear underpants made from bicycle inner-tubes.

    And in his speeches, he never used the words glacier, puffin, radish, and trombone.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Rudolph Hess was never in Spandau Ballet. <ok>
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Nope. He was the bass player with Prefab Sprout.
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I thought he was in Black Flag.

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    Henry

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    Rudolf
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Correct China, it is and some of them are very fetching
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Anyhoo, Regarding the OP and his fantasy nonsense about Hitler going to live in Brazil, quite clearly a load of utter bunkum.

    This is what REALLY happened Sheeple.

    https://moonconspiracy.wordpress.com/the-nazis-had-a-base-on-the-moon/

    After World War II, rumors circulated that German astronauts had traveled to the moon and established a top-secret facility there. Some even speculated that Adolf Hitler faked his own death, fled the planet and lived out the rest of his days in an underground lunar hideout. Connections were also drawn between flying saucer sightings—including the famous incident near Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947—with the Nazis’ alleged UFO development program.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hollywood made a movie about Nazis on the moon. And in Antarctica. It must be true. Otherwise Hollywood lies about everything <yikes>
     
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  16. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    Not one single reply where any **** says you are "aff yer heid" for this opinion?

    Absolutely raging! ;)
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Adolph Hitler works in Lidl.

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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    *Argentina

    You're welcome.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's Isle of Sky tartan. I also like the cupboard.
     
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  20. Tina.

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    dae ye aye
     
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