supermong every time i'd keep him on a leash, feed him buckfast and set him on my enemies. "heel mong! heel!"
your barred from this one Nev, as you've banged one of the contestants......oh aye and your already friends with the other one
Is it just me or does Triple T's mate look better looking in comparison to her Fish Finger coloured friend? Or have I just been out here too long and would **** a snake in a woodpile or a lubed-waterwing stuffed between the sofa cushions given the time and opportunity?
That's giving me the boak Nev.....****ing clatty. It's like she's worked to get that gradient of colour just right. ****ing paint-chart that she is. please log in to view this image
She's like a ****ing Dulux Colour Chart She gets lighter the further down you go, she must have a sky blue snatch and brilliant white feet!! To be fair, her giant tits are like a photo finish in a zeppelin race
She's looks like she's no stranger to bit of Man Emulsion getting splashed over her right enough <seagulledtitsandfacemuir>
If a chick is going to use fake tan, I like it to be a bit more subtle, like this...... please log in to view this image