hink a just saw a body in the clyde

Probably the finest bit of satire ever made.

 

No. I'm just Tina.

 

Get the poems out

 

****in nutcases

 

This morning I was on the Facebook site,
looking for love, but the burds were all ****e,
but there you were with your bottle of mad dog,
i couldn't help myself, I went for a handshandy in the bog!

i sat back down and thought it was just a faze,
but looking at your picture i still couldn't help but gaze,
that classy gear you wear, that bottle of MD,
that beautiful face, those massive titties!

at once i went to tell my internet pals,
they all agreed, the all said WAAOOW,
one by one the comments did come,
castle ger even said he'd ram it up your bum.

I was so happy with the site I took a beemer,
I've fallen in love with my girl Tina,
I hope you feel the same but if you don't fall,
I suppose I'll spike your MD with my old pal rohypnol!


Oh my love Tina!!!!!

 

**** off.

 

Who said romance is dead

 

do you not like it?

 

I feel you've failed to make the poem your own.

For that reason, I'm out.

 

Nev, has she accepted your friend request yet?

 

naw a withdrew ma request.

Tina why didnt u accept ma friend request?

 

I must have clicked the wrong button sorry. Send it again. With some real harrowing threats attached. That kind of thing turns me on.

 

This thread is nothing without pictures

 

Do it Nev. She's given you the green light to get on the sex offenders register there.

 

any ideas?

 

Large animals and quick drying varnish should be included somewhere.

 

tina, I would quite like to see you pressing any button

 

Tell her she looks even more beautiful through the green-tint of your Night Vision goggles....

 

Tina where did you find that outfit btw? suits you