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Off Topic Hiking/Walking/Exploring thread - Anyone here a current/previous outdoorsman?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Mar 16, 2022.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's an accumulation of pints still
     
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    Calorie and carbs offset though.
    The only bad thing is the body getting rid of the physical alcohol.
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    Not take a hip flask for the walk? Amateur!
     
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    What is it?
     
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    The strid
     
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    Cool, never heard of it.
    You ever been to low force and seen the numb ****s jumping in there?
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    Where's that?
     
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    8 pints? At what point do they realise you ain't paying?
     
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    It's a very productive drowning machine that looks like nothing.

    It tempts you in

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  12. Darth Plagueis

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    I'm going to the pennines soon.
     
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    Yes, I'm 1 of the numb ****s <laugh>
     
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    I'm guessing you didn't succumb to the cold water shock, the hidden rocks and proper dodgy undercurrents the Tees has?
     
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    That's nice, where in the pennines?
     
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    It's amazing how many people still to this day underestimate water.

    For some wood ffs. They were after a piece of drift wood for an art project

     
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    Never been like there's some good walks up the roman Wall. Some interesting sites to see.
     
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    Don't we all know someone who died from drowning in the river when we were kids?
    Mousy, drowned in the river at Newfield.
     
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    … and the kid that climbed the electricity pylon
     
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    I nearly drowned in a swimming pool when I was 7... Was in a rubber ring arms behind my head and legs over the other side.. I remember one kid jumped on me and then loads joined in, me head went under my arms were behind my head stuck and my legs were stuck pointed upwards at the other end..... I can still remember the feeling.. The feeling of I'm going to die and its the frustration of not being able to scream or shout.. Just hoped hearing kids having fun and realising nobody knows I'm Going to die....... Then I saw a stick appear.. The teacher had seen otherwise I would've been history
     
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