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HIAG's biggest bottle job ?

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HIAG's biggest bottle job ?

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  1. I haven't got a problem. My boyfriend's gay.
     
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    You turned your wife gay as well I heard
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG recently admitted he was 'slightly cocked'. This is probably the reason women like his wife turn to men like me, who perform sexual acts on the whole of the Female England hockey team at the same time, in the steam room :tongue:
     
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    I think he's probably a cuckhold, who watches her getting smashed by blokes with normal sized appendages while he strokes his micro penis whilst rocking in the corner, playing air guitar. :)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Why would I? I pose a very interesting question in that thread.

    I hope everyone takes the opportunity to comment.
     
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    We're all taking the opportunity to laugh at your wum **** up that's come back to haunt you <ghost>
     
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    HIAG bottle job update:

    1. Backing up his claim that I've said Berahino will definitely sign a contract with WBA.
    2. Backing up his claim that I've had 'edited' the thread so that he can't answer Q1
    3. Backing up his claim that Wenger has spent far more on transfers than Spurs.
    4. Stan's ROF question
    5. SuckmyKlopp's questions on the Mouser watch thread #891

    To be fair to HIAG he crumbled on the ROF question and Stan had to answer it for him, but there were 5 questions from SMK that could still have bottle status. So I make that up to 8 current bottle jobs on the go at once and of course there may be more.

    Feel free to update this thread with any other HIAG bottle jobs.

    :tongue:
     
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    You said that he would either sign a new contract or up his game and sign for a bigger side than Spurs, IIRC.
    He certainly hasn't upped his game and it doesn't look likely that he'll sign a new contract.
    I'm sure you simply won't accept that you're wrong, but it'll take some mental gymnastics to achieve it.
     
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    Can you please provide the evidence of where I said that he'd sign for a bigger side than spurs ?
     
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    Ok:
    Now for the attempted spin...
     
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    So your 'evidence' simply proves that I've said either one of the big clubs will come in for him or he'll stay with WBA <laugh>

    And says nothing about me saying he'd sign for a bigger club than Spurs

    <laugh> Well done
     
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    Popcorn ready.
     
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    **** me! I must be ******ed it certainly does say that he'll sign for a bigger club than Spurs with the line saying "one of the big clubs will come in for him" or are you suggesting Spurs are one of the big clubs? If so then you are ******ed. <whistle>
     
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    You were adamant that he'd get his head down and work hard, thereby increasing his value to West Brom.
    He'd then either sign a new contract or "one of the big clubs" would move for him.
    None of that has happened, has it? That you're attempting to argue simply proves beyond all doubt that you can't accept when you're wrong.

    You could've written an article about Wenger secretly being Caitlyn Jenner and when (if?) it was proven wrong, you'd claim that you were being misinterpreted.
    You didn't say Arsene Wenger, so it could be any Wenger, really. Can you prove that every Wenger in the world isn't a cross-dressing Kardashian? No!
    Absolutely ridiculous.
     
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    <laugh> You've just quoted where I've said that either one of the big clubs will come in for him or he'll stay with WBA.

    You claimed that I'd said he would sign for a club bigger than Spurs, but when challenged, haven't been able to provide any evidence.

    Am I going to have to add yours to HIAG's list of bottle jobs too ? :tongue:
     
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    Maybe PNP subconsciously assumed that I was talking about a club bigger than Spurs because I said 'big club' <whistle> I certainly haven't said that he'd sign for a bigger club than Spurs as he's claimed though.
     
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    You said that he was going to get his head down, work hard and increase his value to West Brom.
    Has that happened?

    As you were talking about him not joining Spurs, how on earth are you claiming that your big club reference includes the club?
    Unless you mean smaller sides that are still being defined as big, somehow, then you're not making any sense.
    Who is this big club that's not bigger than Spurs that's come in for him?
    As of now, there's been no bids at all, according to West Brom.
     
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    Oscar Wilde must have come up against a few Piskies

    “I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about it's use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
     
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