He’s just had about a dozen recent posts shoved up his arse mate, his Mrs is currently applying savalon to his ringpiece.
He must be w(a)nking off to pictures of Glenn Hoddle.

I hope he waits until his Mrs has finished with the savalon, otherwise that conjures up a frightening image.He must be w(a)nking off to pictures of Glenn Hoddle.
He also has a picture of you, so be careful![]()
No he doesn’t, Grow up.
No he doesn’t, Grow up.
He’s quiet tonight, I wonder why......
Is Moscow what you call your shed mate, yeah?I've had to go to Moscow on business, Matth.
Don't read anything into that. It's just business, see.
Is Moscow what you call your shed mate, yeah?
I've had to go to Moscow on business, Matth.
Don't read anything into that. It's just business, see.
HIAG will need to update his DOLL league ... especially as he decided to include Watford in it recently ...
Karma's a bitch!![]()
You owe me £50 or you gonna Welch?
What does Fosse owe you 50 notes for ?
A bet with Liverpool vs Leicester.
What bet was that mate ? Is it up on the Betz thread ?
On the match day thread.
If it was a draw it was void.
Did the bet get official recognition from @Spurlock though ?