Hi Darts Fans

I'm gonna chill here for a while. Hope you don't mind?

Fact of the day - Dart players drink far too much lager.

Speak soon x

 

I disagree mate. I think Dart players don't drink enough.

Usually watered down pussy **** like Fosters too.

 

I agree, they should hit the spirits.

But does being really fat help you throw darts? Probably why they drink lager and Guinness.

 

I dunno mate, maybe it helps with accuracy to have weight behind it?

****ed if I know, I've always been too ****ed up to play darts.

 

I'm really hoping a darts enthusiast can help out here. Possibly 'The Viking' - Big lad him.

 

What I want to know, is how is this fella;

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Riding this?

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Easy Sky

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brb, off for a ****

 

My guess would be he's got money and she's a drug addict

 

On another note,

I've always wondered why darts fans worship Phil Taylor when he's a sex offender?

Discuss.

 

Hi Guys.

Welcome to my board. Have a drink or something, on me

 

True, Phil "The Sex Pest" Taylor hasn't got quite the same ring to it.

 

What is "darts"?

 

back now...so thennnn....nice place you got here....let me get this baby sparked up

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Banned.

 

****ing harsh mods on here.

 

nice couch Sky

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Nah I'll let you off as you seem a likeable fellow.

Not the sort for second accounts or anything which wouldn't be tolerated.

Young Sky is desperate to take over one day... he can begin to prove himself by explaining our fine game to you

 

You throw 3 sticks at a board and hope for a high score.

First to 1000 wins

 

Sounds fun.

 

It is fun.

The reason I now own this board is because it's so fun.