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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Teessidemackem, Mar 16, 2015.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I can't tug with my left hand mate the flow goes straight away like picturing your old dear half way through a shag.

    Not worth it at that point might as well pack up my stuff and go back in the house <laugh>

    Have a good night pal :)
     
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  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    <laugh><laugh> that sheds draughty like, see you left your boxers last time I was in there. I sometimes pop them on and say 'Hi, I'm Terry from next door, do you like crimson and pink, how about a snuffle through your bush'..

    They normally answer with the **** off Terry and take that black hood off so we can see your face..<laugh>
     
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  3. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking of something along the lines of "Maggies straining bra strap" but that's liable to go as well lol
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    How about ....... 'Five in a Row'......... how could that possibly go wrong <laugh>
     
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  5. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    steady...steady
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <doh>

    Was I wrong to have had that tattoo <yikes>
     
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    Like that bloke that got the Andy Cole's face tattoo on his thigh then found out they had transferred him to Man U <laugh>
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    He has Remy on the other thigh ..........
     
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  9. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    I agree but it's not up to him. If we approach him when he's employed and we don't have permission we can be docked points and/or fined. If we get permission I think we'll get him. But doubt it'll happen before Saturday's game
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    That's the only sticking point imo ......... West Ham don't want him, that's obvious.
     
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