I went a restaurant last night. I ordered my starter, and the waiter wacked me across me face. I ordered the main meal, and he came over again and walloped me. I ordered dessert, and he lamped me one again.... That’s the last time I go out for a slap up meal.
Before we get to Movember if anyone wants to sponsor me to eat triangular Swiss chocolate next month I’m doing Octoblerone.
Scientists say, that one day, it might be possible to live on Mars. What a load of rubbish ! I tried it for a month, and gained nearly 3 stones in weight and developed type 2 diabetes !
