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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    She did actually, she is always repeating herself.:)
     
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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshire man?

    He wore a cat-flap on his head!
     
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    My wife and I decided never to go to bed angry at each other.

    We’ve been awake since Tuesday.
     
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    I broke down on the hard shoulder last week and while I was under the bonnet a homeless man approached me and asked what was wrong.

    I told him, “Piston broke, mate!”


    He said, “Yeah, me too.”
     
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    Just had my fortune told at the garden centre.

    The fuchsia looks good....
     
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    "Valentine poems/quotes"

    1. My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?
    2. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.
    3. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
    4. I thought that I could love no other
    that is until I met your brother.
    5. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.
    6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.
    7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    8. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.
    9. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
    10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
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    I've been ripped off, I've paid a carpenter to make me a double bed and he's done a bunk!
     
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