I was on my way home from a Xmas party and got pulled over by the police, the copper said..”you been drinking?” “Yes officer!” How much have you consumed?” I said..”ten or eleven pints of lager, seven or eight shorts and several glasses of wine!” He looked at me sternly and said…“that’s a lot of alcohol you’ve consumed tonight but it’s still not a valid reason for letting your wife drive!”
The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention. please log in to view this image Finally he put tu and tu together.
My Grandad, aged 92, is on three viagra each night. The doctor said it would stop him rolling out of bed.
