I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it........
Saw a man elbow a woman's boob as she was standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologized profusely & said "if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me." To which the woman replied "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 207"
Called the doctors this morning and told them I’d had the ****s for 3 weeks. She said, "Another 3 to go and they will be back at school." And put the phone down on me.....