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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend.

    My neighbour is dead against it........
     
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    Just opened my degree results from my ballet school,

    I got a 2:2

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    Shocking ….. :grin:
     
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    Hours sober
     
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    Must be match day <laugh>
     
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    Saw a man elbow a woman's boob as she was standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologized profusely & said "if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
    To which the woman replied "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 207"
     
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    Called the doctors this morning and told them I’d had the ****s for 3 weeks.

    She said, "Another 3 to go and they will be back at school." And put the phone down on me.....
     
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    Not the best place for an advertisement!


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