AN IRISHMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR WITH BOTTY PROBLEMS.. 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd like ya ta teyk a look, if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible', he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.' Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears. 'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?' 'Well fur gadness sake teyk it out, man!' shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc..... Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear. 'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?' The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.' 'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman 'I KNEW I WASN'T FEELING TWO GRAND
I used to date a radiologist and every Christmas she'd give me an x-ray of her chest..... it was a bit weird but it showed her heart was in the right place.....
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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