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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
    He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
    I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
     
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    Due to recent cutbacks:

    The light at the end of the tunnels has been turned off.
     
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    Just watching the Olympic cycling on the telly.

    It's tempting me to whip my old Chopper out........
     
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    Just can’t seem to hold down a job, lately….

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    Little known fact:

    Richard Gere's dad, Gottler, was a famous Swedish ventriloquist.
     
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    Hey Ma, just takin the kids down the road for an icecream!

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    I took my wife to a restaurant.
    The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
    "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    "Nah, she can order for herself."
     
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    A woman's dog came in to heat and she was concerned about keeping it and her male dog separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
    However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
    She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
    Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
    After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
    I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.
    "Do you think that will work?" she asked.
    "Just worked for me." the vet replied.
     
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