As I lay there gazing at the heavens and contemplating the infinite mysteries of the cosmos, I couldn't help but wonder... Where the f*ck had my tent gone!
It's only my first week in this prison and I've already been bummed three times in the shower.... I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a prison guard!
Just bought me a pallet load of this. Ideal for pesky neighbours, mother-in-law’s, even children wanting you to babysit. Just a quick burst and you & your wife will find instant, peace.
Dear Labour, It's a good job you found the money for the junior doctors because they are going to be busy treating pensioners with pneumonia and hypothermia this winter. Yours truly, Not a Millionaire pensioner.
I fell in love with a girl from the soft drinks factory. But, she only wants a cordial relationship........
