Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window. Bloody toot and car moon!
Paddy walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the son asks, “What’s are these, Dad?” To which Paddy matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the son pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?” Paddy replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” “Cool!” says the son. He notices a 6-pack and asks, “Then who are these for?” “Those are for college men,” Paddy answers, “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.” “WOW!” exclaimed the son. “Then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, Paddy replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
French authorities confirm that the Afghanistan Olympic team accidentally took a wrong turn on the river Seine and ended up in Dover! please log in to view this image
The RSPB today announced its commitment to studying the effects of cannabis on seabirds. Vowing to leave no tern unstoned.
Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time... Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds....
